Batshitbabes 2013 - Final Round!

"McMike" (mcmike)
12/16/2013 at 08:30 • Filed to: batshitbabes2013, 2013pageant

Before you is our lovely 2013 Batshit Babe finalists - Let the pageant begin!

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Now that we have narrowed ourcontestants down to 12 finalists, we must now vote to determine which luckylady will wear the Jalopnik Batshit Babe Crown for 2013.

So excite. Very bat. Much shit.

Please vote below for your favoriteBatshit Babe.

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Feel free to also include your choicefor the following superlatives.

(A) Miss “Best Mug Shot”

(B) Miss “Would hit”

(D) Miss “Most likely to bring home andmeet mom”

(E) Miss “Most likely to be in the 2014pageant.”

(F) Miss “Wrong place, wrong time”

In the comments below, reply with a letter andthe month of the babe you feel most represents the award.

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DISCUSSION (42)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:44

A: February

B: February

C: November

D: February

C: December

F: June

I will not hide my feelings for Miss February.

CKeffer > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:45

A)Feb or Aug (they both look way better, and happier than anyone in a mugshot ever should)

B) depends, with a 2x4 across the face: Nov, with the "hammer": Feb

C) Nov

D).....probably Feb, the rest are just too damn crazy

E) May or Nov

F) March, it's hard to get more wrong than robbing a bank during a test drive so that you can buy the car you are test driving.

anonsagainstanonymous > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:48

A: May
B: Don't stick your dick in crazy
C: Jan
D: DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
E: Apr
F: Feb

anonsagainstanonymous > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/16/2013 at 08:49

That smile and she didn't really do anything too crazy. PT cruiser, though...

Just wear your damn mask... > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:50

February: A, B, D, E, F.July: C

This truly is a malaise era Batshitbabes year.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > anonsagainstanonymous
12/16/2013 at 08:52

She can be rehabilitated...

by my penis.

Dirty Harry Callahan > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:52

What no crazy lady in New Mexico for November?

Orianna Farrell

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > anonsagainstanonymous
12/16/2013 at 08:54

Cray cray is always fun though...

Kookanoodles > McMike
12/16/2013 at 08:55

My vote goes to Miss February, because she's pretty. I know, I'm weak.

ncasolowork2 > McMike
12/16/2013 at 09:12

A: February
B: August
C: November
D: *crickets*
E: November
F: February

Most batshit has to go to the $300,000 ransom demand to stop the police chase. February is winning, but she's not remoetly batshit just a bit of a babe.

Blondude > Just wear your damn mask...
12/16/2013 at 09:16

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Just wear your damn mask... > Blondude
12/16/2013 at 09:31

From an entertainment perspective, it is a bad thing.
From an everything else perspective, I guess it is a good thing.

$kaycog > McMike
12/16/2013 at 09:45

A: February

B: Forget that

C: December

D: Forget that

E: April

F: May

HammerheadFistpunch > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:22

Kinja'd!!!

Ms. October don't know. Ms. October just pawn in game of life.

Slave2anMG > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:30

December. Because bewbs.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:33

A: Feb

B: Feb

C: Oct (umm... bombs..seriously...BOMBS)

D: Feb

E: Nov

F: Aug (maybe it was all her crazy bf?)

Hoccy > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:37

A: February
B: February
C: January
D: January
E: December
F: September

Zoom > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:46

B: February. easy.

C: December. Should've been death by cop.

Most batshit? Damnit Mike.......

ZDMW > McMike
12/16/2013 at 12:48

A: Feb

B: Feb

C: Mar

D: Feb

E: Nov

F: Jun

Dakotacowboy > McMike
12/16/2013 at 13:35

A: February

B: August

C: October

D: February

E: November

F: February

Aaron James > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/16/2013 at 19:28

How true that is. I dated a completely batshit crazy redhead for a couple months when I was in my early 20's and I can confirm is was the best 2 months I could have ever dreamed of up until that point. I only broke things off because I started to fear for my life but what an experience.

Straightsix9904 > McMike
12/16/2013 at 19:44

A) FEB

B) FEB

C) JUNE

D) FEB

E) DEC

F) DEC

Bobololo23 is waiting for the FT86 to come > McMike
12/16/2013 at 20:24

Last year was way better...

A: Miss Nov.

B: Miss. Feb

C: Miss Nov.

D: Miss Feb.

E: Miss Aug.

F: Miss. April

getchapopcorn > McMike
12/17/2013 at 08:51

I really don't understand how the voodoo hex one isn't running away with this.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Aaron James
12/17/2013 at 08:55

I dated a batshit crazy blonde. Probably about two months two, I started thoroughly hating her at that point, but man did I have fun. But at about two months I was at my limit, haha.

Aaron James > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/17/2013 at 16:32

I think once two months pass, the awesomeness of it all wears off and fantasy turns to reality and it just isn't worth dealing with all the mess anymore. You start to really question if the fun is worth the headache.

KB Garage > Slave2anMG
12/17/2013 at 18:26

Kinja'd!!!

Reminder: December.

KB Garage > McMike
12/17/2013 at 18:29

A: Feb
B: Feb
C: Dec
D: Feb
E: Dec
F: Dec

Chase > McMike
12/17/2013 at 20:36

A - August - I can't tell if this is even a mugshot, which in my mind puts it above February, where it is obviously one
B - October
C - November - I mean, come on, voodoo??
D - February
E - April
F - September - Literally, wrong damn place

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > McMike
12/18/2013 at 11:52

A:February

B:February

C:October

D:February

E:December

F:May

Biased Plies > McMike
12/19/2013 at 12:54

A, B, D: February.

C, E: November.

F: July. Train tracks are indeed the wrong place to park.

McMike > Biased Plies
12/19/2013 at 13:00

LOL @ "wrong place, wrong time"

Squid > McMike
12/19/2013 at 13:02

A: Feb

B: Oct (because who doesn't like crazy with a side of explosives?)

C: May

D: None of the above. . .

E: May

F: I'll give this one to Feb, as she looks cute but she could have avoided the trouble by just not driving. . .

Kookanoodles > McMike
12/19/2013 at 13:10

A : Aug

B : Feb

C : Apr

D : Feb

E : Jan

F : Feb

Kookanoodles > McMike
12/19/2013 at 13:11

I'm getting the feeling Miss February will take the Batshit Babe Awards by storm this year.

McMike > Kookanoodles
12/19/2013 at 13:20

Yeah. I just realized that I didn't set the poll to "hide results."

At least the special awards will still be a surprise. (unless someone adds them all up.)

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > McMike
12/19/2013 at 14:16

A: FEB. Just look at that pretty smile, folks!
B: DEC. 7/10 Would Bang. 10/10 Would regret. Ain't care.
C: JUL. Hands down. Literally going off the rails on a crazy train.
D: AUG. My mom likes ice cream, and protection rackets.
E: APR. Because Florida. Something something recidivist behavior something shit leopards don't change their spots.
F: SEP. If she were on a highway, she's a regular drunk. But this batshit babe wanted to soar with the Eagles.

McMike > McMike
12/20/2013 at 13:39

Interesting fact: Only one of our finalists was partially undressed.

Kinja'd!!!